chat with my grandma

was telling my grandma tt today have no lesson as the tut was "cancelled" due to the tutor unable to make it. then she was preparing lunch. i then told her tt like tt gd coz will have 好料 eat. coz my grandma last night cook a soup with the 猪脚筋, something tt ppl cook during CNY. the conversation is as followed:

grandma (gm): these are from CNY de
me: tts y i say 好料, other ppl will keep until next CNY then use, where like us, eat it during a normal lunch and dinner
gm: of coz muz eat, dunno how long more i can eat these things
me: dun worry, sure have a lot of time since u still have to take care of me until i 28 where i get married *hope*
gm: by then i dunno i gone anot
me: wun, coz u still have to help me take care of my child. since u are doing such a gd job with ur grand-child (tts me) ur grand-child is such a gd person now (me again) of coz have to let u take care of my child.
gm: i failed in taking my child in hand yet u ask me to take care of ur children (due to something tt happened, i think better dun say y she say she failed. will be a long story)
me: aiyo, coz u failed b4 (joking de) then have the experience. then somemore now the grand-child u brought up like so gd now (still me) then ur grand-grand-child will be a even better man
gm: like real.
me: of coz, ur are bad at taking child, but u are best when it comes to grand-child.then of coz grand-grand-child will be even better. now ur grand-child (yes, still me) is a tiger, my child under ur guidence will become a dragon!
gm: dun blow too much, later ur wife say i so wat with ur child.
me: wun de, i will tell her tt under u, i became the man she love, so dun need to worry bout our child.
gm: we see loh
me: long time no hug liao...
(hug)
gm: next time ur wife see u hug me will nag or be unhappy de
me: next time i will hug u infront of her de loh
gm: she see then she will leave u loh
me: then how bout i get her to hug u and i stand 1 side and see?

tt brings the tok to an end. haha juz wan to share with all of u all